dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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