how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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