She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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