is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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