Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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