So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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