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say what?
wanna hang out?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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