How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
my being single is dangerous.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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