No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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