she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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