Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Hippo gnu deer
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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