he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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