i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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