No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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