its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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