do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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