Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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