ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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