then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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