so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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