brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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