Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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