so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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