sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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