idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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