how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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