id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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