She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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