yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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