Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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