ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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