Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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