I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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