spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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