Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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