What a fucking waste of an outfit
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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