I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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