I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My life is pants optional.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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