Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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