omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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