some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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