i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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