Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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