I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I have feelings that need drinking.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
