just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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