your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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