I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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