On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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