shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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