are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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