why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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