No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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