If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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