and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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