i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You may now shotgun with the bride
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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