He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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