Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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